Articles by: Stephen Crawford

Prissies Of The Caribbean

Prissies Of The Caribbean

As you may have heard, Disney has decided to nix the classic “bride auction” scene on their Pirates of the Caribbean ride. Disney wants to make the ride more “family friendly.” Now I ask you, what did pirates do? They would rape, pillage and womanize. This sort of bad behavior is pretty much what makes them pirates in the first place. Pirates are role models for what NOT[Read More…]

by July 3, 2017 0 comments Blog
Culturally Appropriate This!

Culturally Appropriate This!

We’ve had a lot of fun ridiculing the concept of cultural appropriation over the last few years, since the academic movement toward cultural segregation began. Cultural appropriation, in case you somehow managed to miss it, is “the adoption or use of the elements of one culture by members of another culture.” – Wikipedia (This is probably the one and only[Read More…]

by April 16, 2017 1 comment Blog
Christmas Tips for the Secular Progressive

Christmas Tips for the Secular Progressive

  Many American children have, in recent years, grown up under the influence of parents whom we might classify as secular progressives; parents who seem to be unaware of the true meaning of Christmas. They often profess a belief in Christian values like peace, love, and forgiveness, but have no idea where these values come from. If you ask them,[Read More…]

by December 24, 2016 0 comments Blog
I Survived the 2016 Election

I Survived the 2016 Election

I think we all deserve a T-shirt for this one: “I Survived the 2016 Election.” As this proverbial airplane of electoral doom spun toward the ground, I closed my eyes at the impending impact. The life of the Republic passed before my eyes. I heard the explosion, then – nothing. I looked up, and we were still gliding. it was[Read More…]

by November 19, 2016 0 comments Blog
Please Stand For Our National Anthem

Please Stand For Our National Anthem

  “Please stand for our National Anthem.” When I hear these words, a chill runs up my spine. To this day I look up, I stand up, I find the flag, and sing that darn difficult song the best I can. And I’m grateful for the opportunity. When you stand for the National Anthem, you stand for what America stands[Read More…]

by September 10, 2016 0 comments Blog
An Appeal to Trumpist Reason

An Appeal to Trumpist Reason

  Well, I was going to appeal to reason, but lately reason seems to have gone the way of the Dodo bird. People are tired of being reasonable while government and politicians remain decidedly unreasonable in spite of all reasonable forms of persuasion. Where has reason gotten us, anyway? We’re tired of the bull, angry at the perpetrators, and we’re[Read More…]

by February 21, 2016 5 comments Blog
An Empty Seat at the SOTU

An Empty Seat at the SOTU

  President Obama is leaving an “empty seat” at his State of the Union this week, ostensibly for “victims of gun violence.” I, for one, am sick of Obama and the Democrats trying to emotionally-manipulate me into doing anything, yet alone going along with them on some bullshit “common-sense” gun-control scheme to limit my constitutional right to self-protection with a[Read More…]

by January 10, 2016 3 comments Blog
A Post Half Full

A Post Half Full

Is your cup half full or half empty ? Optimist:         It’s half full. Pessimist:        It’s half empty. Realist:          That depends on your perspective. Existentialist:   No. Feminist:         Keep your damn hands off my cups! Scientist: You fund the study and it’s whatever the hell you want.[Read More…]

by December 22, 2015 3 comments Blog
No Politics for Thanksgiving

No Politics for Thanksgiving

  Today is Thanksgiving Day. It’s a day of appreciation and remembrance, of God specifically, but for America, family, and friends as well. And I’m going to keep it that way. There’s NO WAY I’m going to talk about politics today; about the leftists who don’t give a damn about America – who think America is just like any other[Read More…]

by November 26, 2015 3 comments Blog
Speechless

Speechless

For once, I’m speechless. I mean, what can you say? History speaks for itself, and the Left is beyond parody. Obama: Oct, 2011: “As a candidate for president, I pledged to bring the war in Iraq to a responsible end … as promised, the rest of our troops in Iraq will come home by the end of the year.  After[Read More…]

by November 20, 2015 3 comments Blog