*Note â€“ Please read the following in the voice of that movie announcer guy who does all of the really awesome movie previews. Thank you.* – Sam Janney
Youâ€™ve been waiting for years (ok weeks, but years sounds way more dramatic, right?), and itâ€™s finally here. Well almost here, like in four weeks or something but ALMOST here. The biggest thing to hit internet radio thatâ€™s not porn is coming your way on the 405; from your friendly neighborhood polititainers we bring you, the 4-Hour Polititainmant Hour… which is really not an hour but somehow it makes sense. Trust us.
Starting Thursday, January 8, from 8:00 p.m. â€“ midnight ET, and every Thursday thereafter, you can listen to the four most amazing, death-defying, taste-great-less-filling hours of conservative talk radio live right here on the 405. Weâ€™re talking about radio so RAD that if liberals heard it they may combust in a blaze of liberal goo simply from frustration. So not really, we donâ€™t want mamby pamby liberals claiming weâ€™re being mean and stuff, but you get the point – they wonâ€™t be none too happy.
Ladies and gentleman, I introduce to you, the Polititainers:
According to Me with Jason DeWilkins 8:00 â€“ 9:00 p.m. ET
Proud to be Barack Obama and John Boehners second most-hated internet radio show, According To Me is not your cookie cutter conservative program. While many news and talk radio outlets have a HUGE story of the day/week, their ADHD kicks in and they move on to something else, and Americans follow. According To Me talks about what’s going on now, but specializes in following up on what was the big story a month ago that nobody is talking about anymore, but needs to be. Factor that with original sketch comedy bits and parody songs, and you have a two-hour program that last 60 minutes hosted by Jason DeWilkins, a guy who will inform, offend and certainly entertain.
Unapologetically Bunny with Sam Janney 9:00 â€“ 10:00 p.m. ET
Bunny (aka Sam Janney) has been on the attack for a long while now, bringing her own style of chainsaw conservative justice to liberals, communists, socialists, feministsâ€¦ you know, the hyenas and harpies of the left. In her bloody wake of conservatism she has determined that she remains unashamed, uncensored and certainly unapologetic SO she brings that to her new show, Unapologetically Bunny. Thatâ€™s right the bunny is back, uncensored every week talking about issues, news, events and of course the top 10 douchebags. So grab your chainsaws (unless youâ€™re a liberal in which case bring tissues, lots and lots of tissues) and listen to the bunny or else sheâ€™s likely to get angryâ€¦ and you wouldnâ€™t like her when sheâ€™s angry.
Real Serious Nonsense:Â We’re completely different from shows that aren’t with Artist Angie and Pointless Pol 10:00 â€“ 11:00 p.m. ET
Cohosts, Angie and Pol are best known for their twitter antics and hashtag prowess.Â They highlight the ridiculous nature of the news with their distinct styles of humor.Â If you think all talk radio is all the same this is the show for you. They cover someÂ real topics under the mockery and fun. Listen closely or you may miss the substance.
The Stafford Voice with Daniel Stafford 11:00 p.m. â€“ 12 midnight ET
The Stafford Voice is a dose of conservative in a world of liberal where each week you will walk away having learned a little something, or at best thought to yourself what did I just listen to? Itâ€™s pretty much the good, the bad, and the ugly of talk radio. So, sit back and get ready to laugh and/or cry your way through the events of the week.
See? Awesomeness. Even conservatives in a galaxy far, far, far away would find a way to tune in live every Thursday night for the 4-Hour Polititainment Hour on the 405. Be thereâ€¦ (cue echo for the end of a bitchinâ€™ movie preview even though this isnâ€™t a movie preview)