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Late-night entertainment talk radio podcast from Indianapolis featuring interviews and topics that other shows won't talk about. Live on RadioFUBAR.com every Thursday at 8pm Eastern. Podcast replayed through the week on Indy In-Tune, the 405 Media and RadioMaxMusic. Part of the Couch Potato Nation network.


We talk about John's personal trainer, National Novel Writing Month, Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon, Pasta with the Police, drug busts, and the song "My Dog Jesus" by  CJ Watson. We also expose the lyrics to the Cops theme song, and ask a very important question about Snowpiercer that no one else is asking: Why does this movie look so weird?
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: November 2, 2015, 3:21 am

John Cox is a badass longshoreman with some of the wildest sea stories ever told. He's written these stories into a one-man play called The Money Fi$h that he is performing himself at The Hudson Theatres in Los Angeles. We talk with John about hiding condoms in piggy banks, punching his step-dad in the face at age 13, military recruiters, immigrants coming out of a shipping box, a wild sailor named Junior, nearly dying numerous times out at sea, flying hooks mutilating his friends, Russian pirates, the terrifying 40-foot swells, and how fishing in the Bearing Sea is way harder than being in the military.
John Cox Links themoneyfishplay.com http://twitter.com/moneyfishplay http://www.facebook.com/moneyfishplay Female Condom or Diaphragm? We also talk about one-man plays and how they aren't performed out here in the Midwest, freestuff.com, and John has female condom/diaphragm confusion.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: October 26, 2015, 3:24 am

Carl Russo, author of The Sicilian Mafia: A True Crime Travel Guide, traveled to all the Italian Mafia hotspots in Sicily and took photos of where the godfathers lived, where various Mafia murders took place, and where they buried their victims.  Carl tells us what he learned about the Mafia while poking around taking photos in Cosa Nostra. We hear about the Sicilian Mafia's infiltration of Italian health care, agriculture, and other basic areas of life, how the Sicilian Mafia has transportation contracts with local Italian government, and most importantly - how he got away with publishing this book without getting whacked. (Hint: try finding a photograph of Carl Russo!) Chris Brake Show EXCLUSIVE Carl also tells us an exclusive story about Downtown Palermo that almost didn't turn out so well for our hero, and a blog post he wrote that exposed a Mafia wedding. We also blow the lid off of Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi’s underage sex parties, having models on his cabinet, and too much bunga bunga. Click on the image below to check out the book: Also Chris and John come down with the sickness. John recommends Olba’s Pastilles cough drops.   And things get even weirder with the Girl at the Gas Station...
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: October 19, 2015, 1:37 am

We experience the Curse of the 40 Oz Pimp, again, but this time we've got a secret weapon. Listen as we break the curse and talk to the 40 Oz. Pimp about seedy characters stealing from him and cooking him grilled cheese sandwiches, his new job, and the town Constable raiding his house for fugitives. 40 also explains some of his controversial lyrics, and assures us he is not promoting child abuse.   Curse of the 40 Oz. Pimp Every time we have 40 on the Chris Brake Show, it's always a travesty trying to get him on Skype. Every time. This time it was so bad that it spilled over into the live show! We had to tap into 40's computer and log into Skype for him. Thanks to DeskRoll.com for their awesomely-easy software.   40's Top Three 40 wanted to come on the show to talk about three things: “The retards, the new job, the new album (CP5)." And yes, we know the word 'retards' is offensive, just like most of the things 40 says. The Retards   40's found himself in a bad situation. Apparently "the retards" refers to some seedy heroin users who have been coming over to 40's house, cooking him grilled cheese sandwiches, and stealing cash from secret hiding places. We get 40 to reveal the secret hiding place live on the show, and you won't believe where it is. The New Job   40's got a new job at a tattoo shop called Evolution, but it's not what you'd expect. Or maybe you would expect it. But I know I sure didn't.  The New Album (CP5)   40's writing songs and doing cardio to get ready for some shows. 40 tells us about one of the new tracks, "The 40 Oz. Bounce”.   40 Oz. Pimp Links   Check out 40 Oz Pimp on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/The40ozPimp   Other Topics We represent the Strange Label shows by reading the entire StrangeLabel.com live schedule. And we hear more about the Girl at the Gas Station who has been freaking Chris out regularly lately. She's turned up the heat and is now weirder than ever. But in a weird way.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: October 12, 2015, 3:20 am

24-year-old Sam Forline went from ADHD college dropout to successful entrepreneur making over $1,000 a day. Sam tells us how he started his first company, Blue Collar Scholars, and how he started making money. We also talk about a flying drone cat, new technology being used to blackmail people in new ways, Ashley Madison getting hacked, and what a typical day is like in the life of super ultra entrepreneur Sam Forline. Sam also helps Chris figure out how to get paid to do what Chris loves to do: smoke weed and paint.   24-Year-Old Entrepreneur Sam Forline Sam’s newest venture is the Readybox: “the fastest consumer 3D printer in the world.” Check out the links below for more information on Sam and all of his companies.

Sam Forline Links bluecollarscholars.co - Sam's first company that brings in $1,000 a day scholarappstudios.com - Sam's app creation company   scholarera.com - Sam's viral marketing company readybox.co - Sam owns part of the fastest consumer 3D printer in world samforline.com twitter.com/SamForline   Other Topics We also talk about Chris jumping on things, Vive lumbar support, John's dog Harold chewing on stuff, various wildlife in Chris's yard, and a lady at the gas station that is really starting to freak Chris Brake out.
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Posted: October 5, 2015, 5:07 am

Chris is an Atheist. John is a Christian. And Daniel Johnson is a High Priest at the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons). So a Christian, an Atheist, and a Mormon walk into a podcast... John tries to figure out how Mormons and Christians are different. Chris points out that Mormons are Christians. Mormon High Priest Daniel Johnson explains the mysterious Mormon rituals, "The Oath of Vengeance," the mysterious Mormon Garments commonly known as "Magic Underwear," and the time he was shot at and took one on the chin from some drunk guy in Argentina. We also talk about how religion was hijacked by the government, and Daniel suggests that the Garden of Eden is in Missouri. subscribe on iTunes subscribe on Stitcher Links Mormon High Priest Daniel Johnson is the author of two books: An LDS Guide to Mesoamerica and An LDS Guide to the Yucatan. You can read his blog at ldsguide.blogspot.com.   Daniel Johnson Latter Day Saints Mormon High Priest   An LDS Guide to Mesoamerica by Daniel Johnson, Jared Cooper, and Derek Gasser   An LDS Guide to the Yucatan by Daniel Johnson, Derek Gasser, and Jared Cooper   Vive Back Pain John brings Chris a Vive to help his back. You should get your own Vive and tell us how it helps (or doesn't help) you! Click on the Vive below to check it out. Vive Back Pain Seat Cushion
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: September 28, 2015, 4:45 am

Clownalyn Monroe. Half clown. Half Marilyn Monroe. Full awesome. We talk to Clownalyn Monroe about quitting her job to become a clown, getting the cold shoulder from Clownvis, wearing Clownverse shoes, busking on Venice Beach, making balloons for children in Beverly Hills, and the fine line one must walk being both a burlesque performer and a children's clown-for-hire. Bonus! A special appearance by Clownalyn's neighbor, Michael De Gainsborough. Also known as Christian Slater's dad! download the mp3 subscribe on iTunes subscribe on Stitcher
Top 5 Clownalyn Monroe Links Official Clownalyn Monroe Website @ClownalynMonroe on Twitter facebook.com/ClownalynMonroe Clownalyn Monroe YouTube Channel Clownalyn Monroe on GigSalad Here's a Chris Brake Show Episode CB106 YouTube Playlist with some of Clownalyn Monroe's videos. Check it out! http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4NxwehIIPplq0nBLLruxpnAr7sIWiJhA Bonus! Michael De Gainsborough (Christian Slater's Dad) Michael De Gainsborough One of Clownalyn's neighbors happens to be Michael De Gainsborough, aka, Christian Slater's dad. We talk a little bit with Michael about his book The Great American Novel: Blood Bound, A Masterpiece and learn some disheartening news about the silver screen legend and Cuffs star, Christian Slater.  
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: September 21, 2015, 4:04 am

Playboy Playmate Charlotte Kemp just wrote a new book called Centerfolds - a collection of juicy first-hand stories from the women of Playboy. Charlotte, crowned "Miss Budweiser" and "Best Breasts in the USA", talks with us about life at the Playboy Mansion, accidentally being scouted at age 17, the heinous incident on the Sally Jesse Raphael Show, the hairiness of Robin Williams, and throwing a Backgammon board at Hugh Hefner's face under strong suspicion that Hefner was cheating. At Backgammon. Centerfolds Centerfolds has all sorts of interesting stories involving celebrities and other first-hand accounts that you won't read anywhere else. Charlotte says Hugh Hefner (or Hef, if you're nasty) has a "What Happens at the Playboy Mansion, Stays at the..." rule - but she published the book anyway because she felt like these women's stories should be told. CHRIS BRAKE SHOW EXCLUSIVE: Bill Cosby Assault Allegation Charlotte Kemp also tells us a story that's not in the Centerfolds book: the time she met Bill Cosby at the Playboy Mansion. You'll have to listen to the episode for the details, but it wasn't a jolly Bill Cosby that Kemp describes meeting. Far from it, dude. Links Check out Charlotte Kemp's website at CenterfoldMemories.com Pick up a copy of Charlotte's book Centerfolds on Amazon. Centerfolds by Playboy Playmate Charlotte Kemp Retraction / Screw Up There's a really weird thing in this episode. We all came down with a case of George McGovern/George Wallace Confusion. Well, Chris didn't. He was right the whole time. But I suppose he was confused. So, yes. We all experienced George McGovern/George Wallace Confusion. But it should be pretty funny for you to listen to.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: September 14, 2015, 5:11 am

Indianapolis hip hop artist Almighty Spit is in the studio! We talk to Almighty Spit about weight loss, fighting in the Indianapolis music scene, getting beat up for saying 'nigga,' paying for beats vs. using free beats, and making tracks with Logan Log. Spit also talks about his studio technique, his girlfriend smuggling meth into a prison, and the proper way to make a toast. “If you got a name that begins with Yung or Lil, I ain’t even gonna listen to your shit.” The Almighty Spit   subscribe on iTunes subscribe on Stitcher   New Almighty Spit Songs We also listen to two new Almighty Spit tracks: "Son of Satan" and "Get It". Spit also describes a sexual experience he recently had that was so good he had an out of body experience and cried afterward. Almighty Spit / Chris Brake Show Jam Spit freestyles to some fresh Snowgoons beats live on the show. And there's even a live jam with the Chris Brake Show and Almighty Spit where we all do our thing. Almighty Spit on Soundcloud Check out Almighty Spit on Soundcloud at https://soundcloud.com/mark-davidson-5. Go listen to some of his tracks and show him some love.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: September 7, 2015, 4:00 am

Courtney Love hired a giant fan named Greg Frederick to design her tour merchandise. She's sold the merch all over the world and made thousands of dollars. Courtney Love refuses to pay Greg Frederick a dime.
You believe the nerve of this lady? Listen to Greg tell the story of how he went from lifelong Courtney Love superfan to getting taken for thousands of dollars by the corporate greed machine known as Courtney Love, how it feels when your childhood hero breaks your heart, Love's manager Sam Lutfi, and how Courtney Love is deleting her fans Tweets telling her to pay Greg. subscribe on iTunes subscribe on Stitcher Courtney Love's Isolated Guitar Track We also listen to some isolated live audio of Courtney Love's actual guitar playing. Turns out, at least at this particular show, she sounded like a no-armed blind woman hacking at strings like a barbarian. You've really got to hear this. I (John) couldn't believe it. I still can't believe it. Then we listen to an isolated live audio Linda McCartney track, which was equally as bad. You've got to hear this to believe it. Courtney Love, Pay Your Artist Greg Frederick "Gay superfan kids, hell [sic] do it for free/very little and im [sic] all for it." - Courtney Love
Check out Greg Frederick's website at VinylPopArt.com for more information and hilarious photos from the Courtney Love debacle. You can also buy some of his awesome artwork. Support the cause! #CourtneyPayGreg on Twitter Courtney Love's superfans are on Twitter Tweeting Tweets to Courtney telling her to pay Greg Frederick, with the hashtag #CourtneyPayGreg.  Courtney's just deleting the Tweets and acting like nothing's going on. Tweet "Courtney Love Cobain" today at @Courtney and tell her to pay her artist, Greg Frederick! And for the third time, for goodness sake, please use the hashtag #CourtneyPayGreg. CHRIS BRAKE SHOW EXCLUSIVE "Nobody knows this, but..." Greg told us that after he initially published his story, Courtney Love's lawyer contacted Greg and said they wanted to settle the situation "civilly." But Greg never heard from them again.   Dora's Not Dead Dora Argh's not dead. She was having a long dream about the Chris Brake Show. Chris tells us the details of this dream (it involves us sitting in the studio doing the show). Long live Dora Argh! Chris [Wants to Decorate a] Rock Chris has an interesting idea involving a rock in his yard. But this proves complicated when Chris must clean the rock. How do you clean a rock? Well, we talk about that. Other stuff from this episode We learn that Shellac is a resin secreted by the female lac bug, on trees in the forests of India and Thailand. We learn just how John got away with peeing on the boat unnoticed? We remember the time that Sexy Sarah peed on a tree. We pose the question... Does Producer Bryan's wife Brittany make Bryan pee sitting down? Chris presents stunning evidence. We learn about Adam Ricki’s “Justin” Box - for "Just in case" something happens, he can grab this Justin Box and he's good to go. We recall the time Adam Ricki and Chris tried to make Sodium Acetate, or "hot ice." We also talk about the Lifestraw and how it shows a guy drinking straight out of a nasty old pond with it. Click on the image below to go buy it so we can make a few pennies! Seriously though, look at this thing. Look at that nasty water! Lifestraw makes it taste great. That's some serious water filtration, bro.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: August 31, 2015, 2:39 am

Skyler Cross wants to "Bring the Music to Greenwood" with a new All-Ages Music Venue Mr. Cross has a Kickstarter going to raise money for a new All-Ages Live Music Venue in Greenwood, IN. In this episode, we ask all the important questions, starting with numero uno: Is 'Skyler Cross' your real name, dude? Come on. Really? SkyCro also talks about the terrible injustices and atrocities going on in the Greenwood, IN music scene, and the new crazy adventure he's embarking upon. And you're invited!. Greenwood Punk Rock Skyler Cross talks about his brand new all-ages music venue, recording studio, practice space, community punk rock rec room known as... well, he hasn't decided on a name yet. And he hasn't exactly got all the money he needs to open the darned thing. But Skyler has a dream. And a Kickstarter. And a whole bunch of friends and the strong Greenwood Punk Rock community who are tired of not having a cool place to go hang out and see shows. Not just Punk Rock shows. But all kinds of shows. Country and Western. Listen to the episode to find out how you can help Skyler get this new all-ages music venue off the ground in Greenwood. Also check out his Kickstarter at https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1570502390/bring-the-music-to-greenwood Quotes from the Cross (Skyler Cross, That Is) “Let's stop outsourcing our music, and Help us create this crazy adventure!” “The Greenwood area is not very friendly to new entrepreneurs. It's very expensive. But it’s the greatest place to have a venue.” “The idea is to get 90 people a week in the venue for shows at about $10 a ticket.” “It's going to start out very small.” GreenfieldBlues on Parascope Chris Brake Show takes to Parascope to talk with some cool folks like GreenfieldBlues! RIP Stephanie Our hearts, thoughts, prayers, and everything go out to Monotone Matt over the loss of his wife Stephanie. We'll miss Giggles and we're glad we got to know her at least a little bit. Send your condolences to Matt on Parascope @Monomat.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: August 24, 2015, 4:04 am

Dale Gordon from Inner Beats talks about creating things with vibrations, being a late bloomer, what drumming does to your body and mind, and how drums can help people with mental illnesses or mental disabilities. Dale also gives us a LIVE DRUM JAM where she plays not one, not three, but TWO different drums of hers live on the show. And tells us how to create a real Drum Circle... even if you're by yourself.   download the mp3 subscribe on iTunes Dale Gordon from Inner Beats on Chris Brake Show CB101 subscribe on Stitcher Listen Online   Vibration, Baby   Dale explains the science of vibration and how drumming alters you brain waves. She says drums are an ancient technique to synchronize the body and the mind. Dale Gordon Drum Workshop How To Make A Drum Circle Dale Gordon explains the magic of a Drum Circle, and tells us how to start your own drum circle at any time wherever you are. “I sat down with two people in Washington Square Park... it created 100s of people right in the middle of New York City.” Dale Gordon Dale Gordon Videos   [embed]https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4NxwehIIPpkB6TpbTDPC2ZMbL3sZp_YI[/embed] Dale Gordon from Inner Beats Dale Gordon Links Dale Gordon's website is innerbeats.net. Where can you see Dale Gordon live? "New York Public Libraries. - if you're around town, look me up!" Email Dale at dginnerbeats@innerbeats.net Chris Brake Show Boating Excursion We went out on a boat and John found out he can't pee in the water on demand.  We also talk about road trips and that one guy who always loses the keys. Challenges Issued Mike Moore, WFOD: You've been called out. In this episode we call out Mike Moore from WFODicks, as well as our good buddy Jake. You hear that Jake? Mike from WFOD? You've been called out. And there's nothing you can do about it. Oh yeah.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: August 17, 2015, 2:21 am

Listeners, vote now! Do you guys give a shit about Dale J. Gordon? Vote Now at: http://chrisbrakeshow.com/2015/08/03/do-you-give-a-shit-about-dale-j-gordon-chris-brake-show-cb099/ Do You Give A Shit About Dale J. Gordon? Vote Now We call up our favorite Nashville recording artist Dale J. Gordon and put him up on the chopping block as we let YOU vote and tell US if anybody out there gives a care about ol' Dale J. We've had this guy on the show numerous times, and if nobody gives a shit about Dale J. Gordon on the Chris Brake Show by now... maybe it's time to say goodbye to Dale? You decide! Make sure to vote in the poll above. Exclusive Dale J. Gordon Listening Party We unveil the song “Hand Me Down” by #1 Nashville recording artist Dale J. Gordon. That's right, you will hear the brand new song "Hand Me Down" by ol' Dale J. Gordon right here in this episode. Dale J.'ll Tell Ya Dale tells us what a harem is, his feelings on monogamy, and campaigns for the Sexual Alleviation Program (SAP) he's working on. Doing it for the workin' man! “It’s only cheating if you’re playing a game.” - Dale J. Gordon, Nashville Recording Artist Old Uncle Dale J. Gordon's Hickey Removal Tips Dale J. Gordon and Stampy have to think fast to remove a hickey so Dale's girlfriend won't see it. Stampy didn't give him the hickey. Someone else did. She just helped severely injure Dale trying to get it off. John Sleeps in Dale's Room ...and disconnects all the electronics in the room. This makes Dale so angry that he refuses to ever put his music online. Ever. Listen to the episode to see how that worked out. Plus: John's Back Pain John has back pain, apparently. Chris talks John into ordering Dr. John E. Sarno, MD's book, Healing Back Pain: The Mind-Body Connection and see if it fixes his back pain... forever.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: August 3, 2015, 4:45 am

Emil & Dariel: the brothers from season 9 of America's Got Talent. We talk to them about what their life was like before they went on AGT and what their life is like now after they were ultimately kicked off AGT. And we talk to Kenny White from Howie at the Coffee Shop about how YOU can help HIM finish his horror film Birthday Massacre. Emil & Dariel Interview Topics Giving fans cello lessons over Skype, covering Elton John songs, 12 hour days shooting BS for America's Got Talent, crowdfunding, and what Emil & Dariel would do if they had food poisoning and got diarrhea before a show. Listen to Rock Cellos on Amazon Emil & Dariel's debut album Rock Cellos is out now! Get it for only $8.99 on Amazon through this link: http://amzn.to/1IP2b2t Watch Emil & Dariel Videos Here's a cool playlist we put together of some awesome Emil & Dariel videos on YouTube. https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL4NxwehIIPpmR1-3I_mCOGhAp3Qkrk46- Click Emil & Dariel Links http://emilanddariel.com/ https://www.facebook.com/EmilandDariel https://twitter.com/emilanddariel Kenny White: stuck in the friend zone We talk to Kenny White from White Hair Productions and the Howie at the Coffee Shop podcast about why we should let him come on the show after we set a strict "No Friends On The Show" policy on Episode #94. Kenny White Interview Topics Smelling your romantic partner's shoes, feet in your crotch, why strip clubs are weird and that weird thing strippers do with your glasses, and we even get to speak with your boy Dustin from Howie at the Coffee Shop at the tail end there. Kenny White Links http://www.howieatthecoffeeshop.com/ https://www.facebook.com/HowiesCoffee http://www.whitehairproductions.com/
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: July 31, 2015, 6:48 pm

Captain Tonz contacted us asking to come on the show and tell a bunch of insane Pirate stories. The answer was clear: yes. Welcome to episode 86, where we talk to a retired Pirate and author of 13th Day, and hear some war stories. Turns out, the Pirate stories are hilarious, they don't smuggle sex slaves, and Pirates are actually the good guys. ALSO: Wacky tales from the Bone Fags garage "studio." PLUS: Pregnant wives, bastard daddy zombie bass players, Skatopia's Backwoods Blowout Brandon's Birthday Bowl Bash #XVIXX2X, Dr. Robert quits the band, Paul Zero fills in for him, and Bill Manspeaker heckles this dude Paul Zero. I'm talking nonstop, hardcore heckles this guy. Throwing chit, the whole bit. This happened the entire time we played. Good old Paul Zero. Whatever happened to that guy? Hey you book publisher person: you should publish this guy’s auto-biography. It’s the most interesting stories you’ll ever hear. Captain Anthony Tonz (pronounced "Ant-ony") Tonz ran away from home at 14, lurched a ride off the coast in a ship (not a boat, a ship) and proceeded to have an endless series of wild, wild journeys, experiences, and yarns. Our hero Captain Anthony Tonz returned to his homeland three years later, age 17: a full-blown, bonafide Pirate. Want to know more? Well, you've got to listen to the episode you silly idiot! Topics include: smuggling things, people, camels, amber, government pirates, and holding a Pirate Record for over 120 years: this man stole two giant ships and sailed them somewhere else. He does this stuff because really important people pay him to do this stuff. I'm talking Shieks. Look at this, taken from the official Captain Tonz site: CaptainTonz.com. I've 'undertaken' missions on behalf of; Royalty, Shieks and Politicians. I've 'assisted' in missions involving; President of the Philippines, Philippine Congress, MLF (Muslim Liberation Front), New Peoples Army Communist Rebels, Muammar Al-Ghaddafi, Goverment of Nigeria, the family of Prime Minister of Vietnam, CIA and various unmentionable orgs and gangsters. -- Quotes from Captain Tonz “stealing a ship has got to be the easiest thing you can do.” He proceeds to tell us how to steal a ship. He also tells the classic YANBO heist, and how he was able to steal two ships at the same time from one Shiek for another Shiek. http://www.captaintonz.com/yanbo.html “i’ll tell you something no one else will tell you about Somali pirates.” We get the real story of Captain Philips. Reporter murdered, kids fingers falling off due to toxic waste There's a bunch of toxic waste somewhere and Tonz knows where. It's deep under the sea. And Tonz knows who did it, too. And if someone doesn't clean it up, the whole area will be destroyed. It's making children's fingers fall off, dude. its a ticking time bomb. the indian ocean is going to be destroyed. your kids’ fingers will fall off. Let's get this thing cleaned up, yeah? More info: http://www.captaintonz.com/som.html Not a fan of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies. Says real Pirates are nothing like that. Turns out pirates are just big old sweethearts. Kick back and enjoy hearing about a real pirate... Captain Anthony Tonz.
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: July 27, 2015, 5:24 pm

Famous Big Rock author and alien-abductee Chad C. Meek tells all in this exclusive interview. ALSO: John starts recording everything in his daily life. Chris recalls the psychotic Norman Wexler, aka Mister X from Bob Zmuda’s book Andy Kaufman Revealed!: Best Friend Tells All - and how he used to record everything, too. AND THEN: John hires a dog trainer to hang out with his mom. The topic of psychiatry is also introduced throughout the opening segment. Did I mention our guest was abducted by aliens? Oh, yeah. A whole bunch of times. Meet Chad C. Meek. He wrote a book called Giant Rock and you can get it on Kindle for $4.99. Tell me about these aliens, guy. “There’s a whole bunch, they’re walking among us.” From age 4 to 10 Mr. Chad C. Meek was abducted by aliens. Teleported from his grandmother's house into a silver disc. They experimented on him, the whole 9. This all happened in Giant Rock out in the desert, near Palm Springs. Hotbed of UFO activity. Google: what is Giant Rock? Giant Rock is a large freestanding boulder in the Mojave Desert near Landers, California, that covers 5,800 square feet of ground and is seven stories high. Giant Rock is purported to be the largest free standing boulder in the world. Wikipedia Far out, man. Does government have alien tech? "Yes." Chad's uncle is super famous Chad C. Meek's uncle is George Van Tassel, and he's super famous. Go check it out here: http://www.lucernevalley.net/giantrock/ Giant Rock the motion picture Chad's rustled up a $40 million budget for the film version of Giant Rock. Chad C. Meek says the film should be out by 2017. And he promised one of us we could play an alien in the film. Dude. Sweet. Book
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: July 20, 2015, 3:09 am

Coolio clears up the fake rumors that he got beat up and robbed during a concert, talks about the New World Order, martial law, Black Panthers, his recent Clippers performance with Jarez, the new Coolio album he's working on, his take on Afroman slugging a fan, why his fans don't spit on him, and the new Coolio hat coming out soon. Other topics include: CHRIS BRAKE SHOW LISTENS TO PODCHEESE LISTENING TO TINY TIM, Dennis Rodman in North Korea, being mean to people because you love them, MAE*GUN agrees to come in sick and puke in a bucket for $40, why is The Egyptian room called the Egyptian room?, MAE*GUN's new cubicle + Hang In There poster, and MAE*GUN has to find her own replacement. Quote #91 “They can't take nothin' from me but an ass whooping.” – Coolio
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: June 15, 2015, 3:05 am

Benny from Podcheese tells us about the time he got to hang out with one of the most interesting people on the planet: Lester Green. Also known as Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show. if you don’t recognize the name I guarantee you will recognize the face.   Beetlejuice has been in a bunch of other stuff besides Howard Stern. For the record, Lester Green has been on WCW Monday Nitro, performed live with with The Killers of Comedy Tour, and also appeared in television and movies such as, Scary Movie 2, Bubble Boy, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Girls Gone Dead. I just wanted to let y'all know.     Other topics include: Forcing people to listen to live podcast events, working with Bob Levy, how to correctly perform small talk with Beetlejuice, Mary Elizabeth Rumsey’s first vocal 3 by M.E. / Rhymes of the Times, Old Country Buffet, MAE*GUN eating too much sushi, J. Kolb’s live Tweets defending MAE*GUN, the concept of positive reinforcement, people who are hoarders, travel hacking, and Chris Brake’s chicken problem. Check out "Beetlejuice" Lester Green on Twitter: https://twitter.com/beetlepimp Check out Podcheese: http://podcheese.podbean.com/ More info about Lester "Beetlejuice" Green Lester Green aka Beetlejuice has done a bunch of other stuff as well. He once was involved in midget tossing, and went on to appear on WCW Monday Nitro, perform live with with The Killers of Comedy Tour, and also appear in television and movies such as, Scary Movie 2, Bubble Boy, Doggy Fizzle Televizzle, Girls Gone Dead. I just wanted to let y'all know. Quote #90 “I think they put the kibash on it." – Benny from Podcheese, Using a Phrase John's Never Heard Before
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: June 7, 2015, 6:28 pm

Incredible interview with the most determined man in the world: Stuart Sharp.  Stuart had never written a note of music in his life, but somehow ended up getting the Philharmonia Orchestra to record a symphony of music that only existed in Stuart's head. The story is amazing, one of the best stories you'll ever hear. Other topics include: telling girls they look bad, Mae*Gun talks about Harry Potter, and Stuart explains to John what Squash is. Quote #88 “What’s a sandal, but a little piece of shoe?” – MAE*GUN, The Stone Philosopher   Angeli Symphony Composer Stuart Sharp The Snow People | CB088 | Strange Label
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: May 25, 2015, 2:39 am

    MAE*GUN HOLDS HONEST, SCANDALOUS INTERVIEW WITH AUSTRALIAN SUPERSTAR WARREN RODWELL  This guy was kidnapped by Islamic terrorists and holds the record for being held hostage longer than anybody else EVER in the whole Australia thing.     Chris and John are there, too. but... something's.... Different, about this episode. was mae*gun held hostage in own vacation home? why, yes! We psychoanalyze MAE*GUN's hierarchical position in her family unit, and why she gets trashed on all the time. mistress of the microphone Rodwell tells M*G to ask him anything. So she does. Dating, Australian snakes, favorite animal to ride... she even gets some Harry Potter shots in there. What a pro! Or is she? Yes! ?   "chris brake announced today that Indianapolis has the #1 largest sporting event in the world." Much to Warren Rodwell's barber's chagrin, the Indianapolis 500 is the largest sporting event in the world. Shout out to Warren's barber though, for real: You are doing a good job on the Rodwell Cut!! #1. Sporting event. In the World. Rodwell's barber might not believe it, but that doesn't matter. Indianapolis still holds the title for the #1 Sporting Event in the World. And that happened all live on the Chris Brake Show. Historic. everyone in america is [blank] Another great Rodwell-ism: can you guess the race that all Americans turned into when Obama took over the gimmick? giant swedes to attack tokyo Rodwell accuses Chris Brake's people of being really huge. australia owes warren rodwell a bunch of money According to some weird Aussie rule, Rodwell is owed a bunch of money. But there's a weird snag. Listen to learn how YOU can do your part to help Rodwell score a fat stack from the government. What have you done for Warren Rodwell today? not normal, this situation How did Rodwell get a super famous Australian rock 'n roll superstar to record a song in support of his Free Rodwell movement? Well, we asked him about that. We got you covered, man. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3dP4uwWhUU          
Author: Chris Brake Show
Posted: April 12, 2015, 3:36 pm